(The following takes place in Sunday School class with the kiddies)

There is a little girl who always stands out in the class because she knows all the answers to everything. During class one of the boys decided he was going to poke her in the back with his sharp pencil every time the teacher asked a question and was looking for an answer---------"Class, who created the heavens and the earth?" The little girl put her hand up and the boy stabbed her in the back with his pencil. "GOD!" she screamed. "That's right!" said the teacher. "Who died for our sins on the cross?" The little girl raised her hand again....."JESUS!" said the little girl. "Right again!" The teacher said. "Now class what did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" The little boy sharply sticks the pencil into her side forcing her to scream at the top of her lungs "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO TAKE IT AND BREAK IT IN HALF!"........ thE eNd