A man was flying on an airplane and he had to urinate very badly,
he walked up the aisle to the bathroom and he saw that the men's room was occupied but the women's was open.
He couldn't stand waiting so he asked the flight attendant,
"May i please use the women's bathroom... I need to go really bad,
and the men's room is occupied."
The flight attendant thought about it for a bit and finally said, "Okay, but
whatever you do, don't press the red button.
The man walked into the bathroom, he urinated, and then he was
very curious about the red button.
He thought, what is the worst that could happen... so he pressed it.

The man woke up in a hospital room a couple of days later,
A nurse walked into the room, and the man asked what happened,

The nurse said, "You pressed the red button,
and it was a tampon remover."