A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A police man pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?""Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the police man. "Let's go."Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."