A couple were having a dinner party and the wife wanted everything to be perfect for her guests. She realized that she didn't have any snails so she sent her husband with a bucket to gather some on the beach.

While the husband was gathering snails he noticed a very beautiful woman walking along the water. She came up and talked to him and the next thing he knew, he was at her place getting hot and heavy. So heavy that he passed out.

The next morning he realized that he forgot about his wife's dinner party. He grabbed the bucket and ran out the door and up the stairs to their apartment when he accidentally dropped the bucket of snails and scattered them all over the stairs.

The wife opened the door, angry and wondering where he'd been. The guy looked at the snails, then at the wife, then back to the snails and said, "Come on guys you're almost there!"