one day a guy with anger issues woke up late. he got so pissed and said 'ahh shit my alarm clock wasn't set"!! then he went to breakfast in his brand new $20 slippers and his brand new $45 morning robe and when he sits down he drank his coffee butt it was so hot he spit it out and went on his robe. he got so pissed he said "ahh shit shit shit ass ass ass fuck fuck fuck!!, Fuck god!!! and 40 years into the future he died went to hell and his dick was cut off. Moral : don't ever say fuck god!!