This guy walks into a bar completly wasted already from a long night of drinking. He asks the bartender for a drink but, the man has no money. So the bartender is like ok I'll give you a drink but you have to do three things.
1.) See that huge muscular guy behind you. You have to get him on his knees.
2.)There is a pitbull down stairs hes mean as hell. The doggs got a loose tooth you have to pull it out.
3.)Lastly see that 350 pound chick in the corner you have to bang her.

The guy responds "ooohkk annnything foor anottherr drrink"

The man turns around knees the big guy in the balls and he drops to the ground. Next he goes downstairs there is scraming and yelling heard throught the bar. The man comes up the stairs with blood all over him and says " OK where is the fat bitch with the loose tooth"