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asshole stretcher

a cop pulls a guy over for speeding. the cop asks the guy what he does for a living. the guy replies "i stretch assholes". the cop, a little weirded out, says you stretch assholes, how? the guy says " well first you get 1 finger in there then 2 fingers then your whole fist and a few minutes later what do you know you have a six foot asshole". then the cop asks " what do you do with a guy with a six foot asshole. the guy replies " give him a radar gun and put him behind billboard.
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Uploaded 04/04/2009
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