It was the biggest hockey game of the year. a woman stood up and went to wait in line for popcorn. on his way he saw an old man sitting with an empty seat next to him, being that it was a sold out crowd this woman decided asked the old man "whats with the empty seat?" the old man replied "for 35 years me and my wife have had seasons tickets to this arena, and every time we came we would sit right here but just recently she passed away." the woman said "im so sorry but you couldn't have found a friend or relitave to come with you?" the old man said with a little bit of a smirk, "no they are all at the funeral!"