Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.

Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcoming, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's charachters.

When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.

A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside it is more often his nursery

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses; women for their strengths.

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.