Bob's wife Shela recently was diagnosed with a uncurable disease.
He went to visit her in the hospital and soon as he walked through the doors was stopped by the wife's Doc.
"Bob I got some good news,she gonna make it but be a vegitive State, We can release your wife but under certain care".
"Ok, Shoot Doc"
"Well, the Doctor explains, your wife will have to be on oxygen for the rest of her life, then your gonna have too feed her baby food three times a day, then your gonna have to make sure you change her diapers ever two hours."
Bob looks at the Doctor with a tear in his eye and says" what's the Bad News?

"I was just joking you don't have to do all that she's dead"