Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes

upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into

the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher

turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon

he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks

him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have

you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the

answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this

time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found

Jesus, my brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks

the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him

down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls

him up. The preacher asks the drunk again,

'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the


'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
Uploaded 01/26/2009
  • 0 Favorites
  • Flag
  • Stumble
  • Pin It