A small man is sat on a bar stool drinking a pint and having a chat to the bar man.

Suddenly a big bloke walks in and wacks him off his seat and says "that was a judo chop from Brazil"

A little dazed the small man gets back up and tries to ignore the bigger man, he sits back down and continous to drink his pint.

The big man then wacks him off his stool again saying "that was a karate chop from Japan"

Really annoyed at this point the small man gets back up, dusts himself off and leaves the bar in an angry state.

10 minutes later the small man returns to the bar and knocks the big man off his stool and unconcious on the floor.

He leans on the bar and says to the bar man "When that C*CK wakes up......."

"........tell him that was a cricket bat from JJB Sports!"