What being British means:

Being Bitish is about driving in a german car
to an Irish pub
for a belgian beer,
then on the way home, grab an Indian curry
or a Turkish kebab
to sit on a swedish sofa
to watch USA shows
on a Japanese TV.
And most of all being suspicious of anything Foreign.
Oh and... Only in Britain...
can you get a pizza to your home faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open but chain pens to the counter.
Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop.
We might be British but we are funny!