Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4