The hillbilly kid said to his father, "Pa, i done founded mahself a new gurl! I'm a gonna marry her."
The father says "Good fer you son. What's she like?"
"Well, she's real purty, with most of her teeth, blonde hairded, and best of all, she's a virgin!"
His father gets cross and says "You can't marry her, boy! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for our'n!"