This businessman goes to Vegas and wins big. So he decides to order the most expensive call girl he can find. She shows up at his penthouse suite and gives him the most absolute best blowjob of his life.
As he's buttoning up, he tells her what a great BJ that was.
And she says,"Yeah, I know honey. I've made a business of it... See that builing down there?"
She points at a small motel off the strip,"I own that place, and I bought it with what I've made sucking dick."
The yuppie is astonished and asks what other business ventures she has.
She points to a condo building out the window.
"Wow, you own that too?" says the businessman
"Well, I would, if I only had a pussy."