A man and his wife were working in the garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says " You know, your ass is getting bigger. Hell, I think it's wider than the grill!" He proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill. Then he measured his wife's ass. "Yep, I was right! Your ass is a full 2 inches wider than the grill!" That night, the husband was feeling a little frisky and turned to his wife, but she just brushed him off. "What's wrong?" he asked. She replied, "Do you really think I'm gonna fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"