Three women escaped from prison....one was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blond. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn, so they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three gunnysacks and decided to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft.
When he got up there, the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him, “Just three gunnysacks.” The sheriff told him to find out what was in them.... so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it, and she went "Bow-wow," so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one.
Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went "Meow." The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one.
Then he kicked the one with the blond in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blond said "Potatoes."




Another blonde had just had it with the whole blonde thing. She cut her hair, dyed it dark, bought new clothes and a new car, and went driving around in a feisty mood. Soon she came upon a sheepherder with a large flock. She stopped her car, walked over to the sheepherder and said, "I have a proposition for you. If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?"
"Okay," replied the sheepherder.
The blonde looked around for just a second or two, and said, "412."
"You're right!" said the astonished sheepherder. "Take your pick."
So she made a choice and was loading it into her car when the sheepherder walked over and said, "Now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"