Two construction workers were on a lunch break on a scaffold near the twentieth story of an office building. One is a Mexican and the other is an American blonde. As they open their lunches the Mexican groans,

"Aye, not another burrito! I swear if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm jumping to my death."

The blonde opens his lunch and also complains about his meal.

"Dammit, another grilled cheese sandwich! I'm jumping to my death too if i get one more of these!"

The next day they both get the same lunches, write down why they're committing suicide, and jump to their deaths.

A news report follows the next day, and reporters go to the men's houses to interview their wives.

The Mexican's wife is sobbing,

"If only I knew, I would have packed him chicken or fish!"

The blonde's wife sighs staying silent.

The reporter asks, "Do you have anything to say?"

She replies, "That idiot packs his own lunch."