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Blondes and Drinks

Why do blondes always drink with straws?


Practice.




Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?


In case he wanted black coffee.




Why shouldn't blondes be given coffee breaks?


It takes too long to retrain them.




How did the blonde die drinking milk?


The cow fell on her.




Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?


He heard that the drinks were on the house.




This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts. She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I sa
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