Brace Yourself
jimmysamurai
Published
05/25/2008
A married couple goes to a masquerade party dressed as a cow. He's the front, she's the back. The party gets a little boring, so they decide to stay in their costume and go for a walk.
As they're going across a pasture, they hear, "Snort! Snort!"
The wife says, "Bobby! Bobby! There's a bull over there and I think he's gonna charge! What are we gonna do?"
The husband says, "Well, I'm gonna eat some grass...you better brace yourself."
As they're going across a pasture, they hear, "Snort! Snort!"
The wife says, "Bobby! Bobby! There's a bull over there and I think he's gonna charge! What are we gonna do?"
The husband says, "Well, I'm gonna eat some grass...you better brace yourself."
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