My wife and I went to the?state fair?and one of the first exhibits we
stopped

at was the breeding bulls.? We went up to the first pen and there was a

sign
attached that said,??

?

'?THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'?



?

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....

Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

?''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'?

?

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, '

WOW~~ That's more than twice a week! .....

You could learn a lot from him.'

?

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached

that said,?in capital letters,

?

'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'?



My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

'That's once a day?? ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,?

'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.