Two men were hiking through the Amazon jungle and were kidnapped by a native tribe.

The chief says to them, "You have two choices, Death or Bunky."

The first man thinking that nothing could be worse than Death says, "I choose Bunky."

Just then two tribe members drag him into a hut and one by one every male member of the tribe has their way with him sexually.

After seeing this, the second man says, "I'm not choosing Bunky, I choose Death."

And as he says that, the entire tribe starts chanting, "DEATH BY BUNKY! DEATH BY BUNKY!"