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Bunny in the forest

Deep into the woods there was bunny rabbit, hopping and prancing, when he saw a monkey about to drop acid, so he yelled

"STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH COME JOIN ME HOP THRU THE FOREST".

So the monkey said fuck it, let's do it rabbit.

So the monkey and the buny where prancing thru the woods when all of the sudden saw a jiraffe about to do a line of coke, he got a leave rolled it up put it on the nose, and just about when he was about to do the hit , the buny yelled:


"STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH COME JOIN US HOP THRU THE FOREST".


The jiraffe looked at the bunny and monkey, and said: "Fuck it, im too wired lets do it guys".


They where all prancing thru the forest, when they saw the fox rolling a joint, the foxed rolled the joint licked the paper, and as soon as he was about fire up, the bunny screamed:



"STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP, THAT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH COME JOIN US HOP THRU THE FOREST".


The fox look at the bunny and said: "Fuck it, im too high anyway, lets do it guys".



Now the bunny, monkey, jiraffe and fox are prancing thru the forest, when they see the lion about to shoot up some heroin , the lion put the needle in his mouth, extend the arm, tapped it and just when he was about to shoot up, the bunny screamed:



"STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP, THAT'S BAD FOR. %#*%& When the lion bitchslapped the bunny for a good 30 yards.

The monkey, jiraffe and fox where stunned and asked: "Why the hell did you did that for he's just looking out for us".


"Why why??!! im sick of that fucker every time he takes xtasis wants everybody to prance thru the forest like fags"
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