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Hey Jon, Sorry to hear about your diarrhea but I need to ask you a quick question.

One day your mom left for work and noticed that she had on two different color shoes. That was understandable since she was a little hung over and wore out after the night before with me. But anyway, a little off subject. Not only were they two different colors one was a 4 inch heal and the other was a flat. She went all day like this. What the hell? I figured that maybe shes some sorta hunch back in the making trying to cover up a limp or something? I don't really know whats going on there but I really need to know... Is your mom a hunch back freak? Please tell me I didn't just fuck a hunch back freaks brains out!


P.S. She did ring my bells though!
P.S.S. Sorry about what I did to your daughter too. I swear she said she was 18!
P.S.S.S. ...and I'm sorry about your wife.
P.S.S.S.S. You know what, forget about what I asked. It's no big deal. I mean It's a big deal, but I dont need to know. I'm better off that way.
P.S.S.S.S.S. Actually you know what? Can you just throw this letter away when you get it? I would do it myself but I've already put in so much effort. I would hate to turn back now you know?

So... anyway, Ciao
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