A young man finally got a date with the blond female
who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his
big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his
apartment building to tan himself. Not wanting any tan
lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately,
the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed
to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade." But, he was
determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion
on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde
showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young
man treated her to a home-cooked dinner, after which
they went into the living room to watch a movie. During
the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started
acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the
kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then
placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced
immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however,
wondering what he was doing, wandered into th