ATTENTION: NEW COMPUTER VIRUS ALERT!

C-Nile Virus is so rampant that even the most advanced anti-virus programs cannot take care of it.

C-Nile virus appears to attack based on information gathered from your computer system...primarily your birth date. Those born on or before 1-1-1960 seem to be the primary target.

Symptoms of the C-Nile virus include:

Causing you to send the same e-mail twice.

Causing you to send blank e-mail.

Causing you to send the same blank e-mail twice.

Causing you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

Causing you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.

Causing you to forget to attach the attachment.

Causing you to wonder who all those people in your address book are.

Causing you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.

There is no known cure for this virus. Suggested remedies include finding someone born within the last 25 years to assist you.