There are three ladies out sailing in a yacht. the first one is a red head the neext a brunette and the third a blond. the boat capsizes in rough seas. the redhead tries to swim to shore, about 5 mi. away, makes it 1/4 of the way there and drowns. the brunette makes it 1/3 of the way there and drowns. last, the blonde finally realises she has to swim to shore. she makes it 3/4 of the way there, decides she is too tired and swims back to the boat.