• Dead Blonde
  • Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.
  • From: zeuty

    Views: 165,274

    Comments: 358

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • Stay...
  • I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some fresh...
  • From: TheCommentator

    Views: 148,423

    Comments: 375

    Added: 213 weeks ago

  • The Other Side
  • A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She yells across to the blonde, "Hey,...
  • From: zeuty

    Views: 123,836

    Comments: 344

    Added: 214 weeks ago

  • Stolen Engine
  • A blonde woman is driving a Porsche and she sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask...
  • From: zeuty

    Views: 131,428

    Comments: 433

    Added: 215 weeks ago

  • Deer Tracks
  • Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"...
  • From: kerplunk1013

    Views: 123,729

    Comments: 324

    Added: 217 weeks ago

  • Complaint
  • A blonde stormed up to the front desk of a library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, ma'am?" "I borrowed a book...
  • From: TreeWrapper

    Views: 112,245

    Comments: 286

    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • Blonde Door
  • A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist. psychologist: "What is your dream about?" Blonde: "I am being chased...
  • From: organo

    Views: 153,376

    Comments: 212

    Added: 229 weeks ago

  • Blonde in your fridge
  • Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber
  • From: The_Duke

    Views: 111,710

    Comments: 161

    Added: 232 weeks ago

  • Blondes Knock Knock
  • Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.
  • From: WIIWARRIOR

    Views: 102,537

    Comments: 106

    Added: 233 weeks ago

  • Winning Big
  • A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She puts in...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 137,601

    Comments: 117

    Added: 240 weeks ago

  • Blonde Patient
  • A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 73,858

    Comments: 72

    Added: 241 weeks ago

  • Blonde Bombshell
  • Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 111,296

    Comments: 77

    Added: 243 weeks ago

  • Airplane Ride
  • A blonde was given an opportunity to fly for the first time. Having never been on an airplane before, she was very excited and tense. As soon as she...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 82,032

    Comments: 80

    Added: 247 weeks ago

  • Madonna, Britney and Christina
  • Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 86,512

    Comments: 109

    Added: 248 weeks ago

  • Not What You Think
  • A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?” He doesn’t hear her correctly and says...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 62,818

    Comments: 69

    Added: 249 weeks ago

  • Dead Bird
  • A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette looks down and says, "Aww, look, a dead bird.” The blonde looks up and says,...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 65,188

    Comments: 61

    Added: 250 weeks ago

  • Looking For a Miracle
  • A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. “Dear Lord,” she prays, “if I don’t get some cash, I’m gonna lose everything. Please let me win...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,360

    Comments: 63

    Added: 251 weeks ago

  • 3 Detectives
  • Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 75,905

    Comments: 95

    Added: 252 weeks ago

  • Head and Shoulders
  • A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a businessman...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 58,172

    Comments: 66

    Added: 257 weeks ago

  • The Blonde and the Deodorant
  • A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 67,933

    Comments: 72

    Added: 263 weeks ago

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