• Not in the Pool!
  • Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard....
  • From: Zealousplaya2

    Views: 92,809

    Comments: 341

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Brokeback Spiders
  • A man and his young daughter were walking around outside. The man marveled at how smart his child was and how innocent her take on nature was. As...
  • From: mandysweety88

    Views: 95,507

    Comments: 717

    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • Brains
  • A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 115,282

    Comments: 437

    Added: 208 weeks ago

  • Nice Bike
  • On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid,...
  • From: gooberman86

    Views: 129,371

    Comments: 367

    Added: 225 weeks ago

  • Bush at School
  • George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 121,156

    Comments: 399

    Added: 229 weeks ago

  • Little Johnny
  • A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney...
  • From: xxxlp

    Views: 112,349

    Comments: 154

    Added: 229 weeks ago

  • Baby What?
  • A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and...
  • From: chizad12345

    Views: 108,386

    Comments: 183

    Added: 229 weeks ago

  • Swallowed Whole
  • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 122,661

    Comments: 242

    Added: 235 weeks ago

  • Satan and Santa
  • Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, “What do you think about all that Satan...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 107,623

    Comments: 204

    Added: 238 weeks ago

  • A Girl and Her Twinkie
  • A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. While her dad is getting his hair cut, the girl begins eating a snack cake. While she's eating,...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 64,544

    Comments: 129

    Added: 245 weeks ago

  • Math Grade
  • A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,659

    Comments: 125

    Added: 247 weeks ago

  • Brutal Honesty
  • A kindergarten teacher gives her class an assignment to draw a picture of someone they admire. “What a great picture,” she says to one little...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 56,612

    Comments: 112

    Added: 249 weeks ago

  • I Like Your Thinking
  • A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 64,178

    Comments: 141

    Added: 251 weeks ago

  • Sneek a Peek
  • One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 40,261

    Comments: 65

    Added: 253 weeks ago

  • Deep Dark Secrets
  • At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 126,746

    Comments: 393

    Added: 253 weeks ago

  • Deep Dark Secrets
  • At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 126,746

    Comments: 393

    Added: 253 weeks ago

  • Deep Dark Secrets
  • At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 126,746

    Comments: 393

    Added: 253 weeks ago

  • Tough Surgery
  • Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 32,209

    Comments: 62

    Added: 259 weeks ago

  • Bad Students
  • A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 61,787

    Comments: 137

    Added: 260 weeks ago

  • Dark In Here
  • A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,437

    Comments: 170

    Added: 261 weeks ago

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