• Mental Hospital
  • Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 135,401

    Comments: 199

    Added: 237 weeks ago

  • Jesus Heals
  • An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 73,670

    Comments: 65

    Added: 247 weeks ago

  • Which One Are You?
  • This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 48,792

    Comments: 82

    Added: 256 weeks ago

  • Diagnosis
  • A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 26,940

    Comments: 31

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Holiday Favorite
  • Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 26,658

    Comments: 32

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Ebola
  • A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital....
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 27,283

    Comments: 37

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Hero
  • Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 29,254

    Comments: 29

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Ugly Bus
  • A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 50,444

    Comments: 79

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • HandiDrunk
  • A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 34,749

    Comments: 41

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Blind Pilots
  • One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 33,959

    Comments: 28

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Posh Theatre
  • A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 26,642

    Comments: 42

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Curious Midget
  • A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 47,067

    Comments: 52

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Bad Sign Language
  • A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 40,977

    Comments: 52

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Communication Skills
  • Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 32,078

    Comments: 36

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Rubber on your stick
  • Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 48,473

    Comments: 82

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • What did he name them?
  • An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and gets into an auto accident. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for nine months. When she...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 37,856

    Comments: 49

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Quit while you're ahead
  • A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 40,887

    Comments: 43

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Health Plan
  • A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 36,785

    Comments: 45

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • How can you tell?
  • Q: How can you tell a retard from a regular guy? A: Retards always wear rainbow-colored spinny hats
  • From: ivbr38

    Views: 2,626

    Comments: 7

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • Jokes
  • Whats better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Walking
  • From: rodger_flint

    Views: 2,773

    Comments: 4

    Added: 211 weeks ago

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