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- 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe...
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From: lepricon777
Views: 123,637
Comments: 599
Added: 175 weeks ago
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- One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first drunk...
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From: Riley
Views: 104,459
Comments: 498
Added: 177 weeks ago
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- A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the...
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From: jpcrf250
Views: 83,793
Comments: 676
Added: 179 weeks ago
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- Two men were in a bar, 10 stories off the ground. The first man took a shot and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he appeared at the...
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From: RCMSROCKBOY
Views: 93,049
Comments: 555
Added: 229 weeks ago
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- A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even...
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From: tktyler
Views: 105,077
Comments: 314
Added: 216 weeks ago
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- Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin...sure it taste the same but it just ain't right!
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From: deertat1272
Views: 212,505
Comments: 388
Added: 224 weeks ago
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- A cowgirl walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she...
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From: ebaum
Views: 104,248
Comments: 131
Added: 236 weeks ago
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- A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe and a...
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From: ebaum
Views: 112,810
Comments: 156
Added: 240 weeks ago
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- A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?" A kangaroo walks into a...
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From: ebaum
Views: 81,142
Comments: 169
Added: 240 weeks ago
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- A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks...
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From: ebaum
Views: 108,127
Comments: 172
Added: 240 weeks ago
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- A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and share...
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From: ebaum
Views: 46,913
Comments: 59
Added: 259 weeks ago
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- An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for a whiskey. "Hey," he says, looking down the bar, "is that Jesus down...
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From: ebaum
Views: 55,953
Comments: 48
Added: 274 weeks ago
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- Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp...
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From: ebaum
Views: 37,984
Comments: 49
Added: 276 weeks ago
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- A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a...
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From: ebaum
Views: 53,852
Comments: 73
Added: 278 weeks ago
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- A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and...
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From: ebaum
Views: 32,619
Comments: 39
Added: 279 weeks ago
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- Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs...
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From: ebaum
Views: 39,755
Comments: 39
Added: 279 weeks ago
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- Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of...
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From: ebaum
Views: 63,825
Comments: 99
Added: 285 weeks ago
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