• Small World
  • A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first...
  • From: buddha247

    Views: 126,303

    Comments: 686

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Jewish and Chinese Pilots
  • A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 182,010

    Comments: 645

    Added: 201 weeks ago

  • Three Black Men
  • At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 289,117

    Comments: 168

    Added: 244 weeks ago

  • Smart Italian
  • An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 78,553

    Comments: 89

    Added: 245 weeks ago

  • Zen Master
  • A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 45,141

    Comments: 53

    Added: 251 weeks ago

  • Panhandling
  • Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off ramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 54,648

    Comments: 64

    Added: 252 weeks ago

  • Mothers and Sons
  • Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,109

    Comments: 86

    Added: 254 weeks ago

  • Italian Worker
  • An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said....
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,126

    Comments: 83

    Added: 255 weeks ago

  • Wicked Wish
  • A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish. The Quebecer says, "I want...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 52,924

    Comments: 69

    Added: 257 weeks ago

  • NASA and the Navajo
  • When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, it did some astronaut training near a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 50,951

    Comments: 64

    Added: 260 weeks ago

  • Filtered Whiskey
  • Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine Irish...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 49,207

    Comments: 56

    Added: 262 weeks ago

  • Liver and Cheese
  • A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar. She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 45,582

    Comments: 59

    Added: 267 weeks ago

  • Arab Interview
  • An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy. Consul : What is your name? Arab : Abdul Aziz Consul: Sex? Arab : Six to ten times a...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 66,825

    Comments: 81

    Added: 273 weeks ago

  • Blue Pigeon
  • The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 44,273

    Comments: 78

    Added: 273 weeks ago

  • WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!
  • I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank Short line. Just one guy in...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 97,775

    Comments: 128

    Added: 275 weeks ago

  • White House 2008
  • One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 51,059

    Comments: 83

    Added: 275 weeks ago

  • Saddam's Obit
  • All the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. All left out a complete listing of all his surviving sons and daughters. A corrected paragraph...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 39,640

    Comments: 44

    Added: 276 weeks ago

  • The Cork
  • Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 31,888

    Comments: 40

    Added: 281 weeks ago

  • Polish Bums
  • Two out of work Polish bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 42,078

    Comments: 44

    Added: 284 weeks ago

  • Local Food
  • A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn't tried the food. He goes to a restaurant and sits down...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 29,463

    Comments: 41

    Added: 287 weeks ago

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