• Deaf Man
  • An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later the...
  • From: wyatt420

    Views: 93,377

    Comments: 330

    Added: 216 weeks ago

  • 3 Old Ladies
  • Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 91,337

    Comments: 221

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Old Folks
  • An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The doctor says take cup & bring back a sample. The husband went back to the doc after a few...
  • From: pamjac

    Views: 79,498

    Comments: 106

    Added: 230 weeks ago

  • A Lot of Balls
  • Q: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 45,943

    Comments: 69

    Added: 234 weeks ago

  • Retirement Locations
  • You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 85,561

    Comments: 146

    Added: 241 weeks ago

  • Elderly Customer
  • An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 88,673

    Comments: 31

    Added: 243 weeks ago

  • Dying of Lung Cancer
  • A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 25,982

    Comments: 46

    Added: 246 weeks ago

  • Will I live to be 80
  • I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 34,779

    Comments: 52

    Added: 268 weeks ago

  • Seniors
  • A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 26,803

    Comments: 36

    Added: 269 weeks ago

  • Sharing a Meal
  • An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 24,552

    Comments: 34

    Added: 274 weeks ago

  • Scoring with the Grandmas
  • There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still hadn't...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 29,041

    Comments: 34

    Added: 283 weeks ago

  • Frisky Thief
  • A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into her and yells, "Where's all your money old lady?" She explains that she never keeps any money...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 23,540

    Comments: 25

    Added: 290 weeks ago

  • Speed Trap
  • A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 27,414

    Comments: 42

    Added: 291 weeks ago

  • Good Bet
  • An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 18,464

    Comments: 24

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Chocolate Nuts
  • A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 20,206

    Comments: 21

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Pulled Over
  • A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 23,608

    Comments: 32

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • The Bakery
  • A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 21,879

    Comments: 30

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Rusty Old Thing
  • The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks,...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 20,112

    Comments: 22

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Drunk Driving
  • Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 20,332

    Comments: 18

    Added: 295 weeks ago

  • Personal Ad
  • A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 16,804

    Comments: 23

    Added: 295 weeks ago

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