• The Queen's Breasts
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  • St Luke's
  • Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there...
  • From: rondetto

    Views: 163,390

    Comments: 605

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Priest and His Baby
  • A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time...
  • From: jobeman1296

    Views: 180,001

    Comments: 524

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Huge Insect
  • A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's...
  • From: yuri_vaultin

    Views: 194,886

    Comments: 681

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Bath Night
  • A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom...
  • From: filltime

    Views: 206,430

    Comments: 619

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • A Good Wank
  • A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up their...
  • From: lorddread

    Views: 203,350

    Comments: 1347

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • African King
  • The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. Out of...
  • From: cityboy1022

    Views: 153,711

    Comments: 570

    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • The Priest's Question
  • The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he...
  • From: Rocketfan

    Views: 162,459

    Comments: 728

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • Hawaii Vacation
  • There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were never able to save any money to do so. One...
  • From: Cheflumplump

    Views: 165,646

    Comments: 1149

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • Be Strong
  • A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
  • From: rswiggs4

    Views: 171,617

    Comments: 1826

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Three Kinds
  • A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,...
  • From: buddha247

    Views: 178,181

    Comments: 426

    Added: 186 weeks ago

  • Farm Help
  • A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 185,555

    Comments: 759

    Added: 195 weeks ago

  • The Little Bird
  • Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 214,333

    Comments: 672

    Added: 205 weeks ago

  • Washcloth
  • There was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what...
  • From: ghoul_69

    Views: 205,969

    Comments: 497

    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Learning Animals
  • A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on...
  • From: ghoul_69

    Views: 151,441

    Comments: 349

    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Free Tattoo
  • A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for...
  • From: ghoul_69

    Views: 257,767

    Comments: 557

    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Naughty Nuns
  • Two nuns were climbing the convent wall after an illicit night out on the town. One says to the other "This makes me feel like one of those Navy...
  • From: Usagichan

    Views: 218,487

    Comments: 467

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • John Smith
  • A woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 155,413

    Comments: 354

    Added: 212 weeks ago

  • 3 Girls on a Plane
  • There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...
  • From: Bender

    Views: 318,190

    Comments: 550

    Added: 213 weeks ago

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