two blondes meet in heaven "how did u die," the first one asks. "oh! i died in a freezer," the second blonde replied. "so how did u die?" the second blonde asks, "well, i suspected my husband was cheating on me, so one day when i came home early from work, i looked all over the house trying to look for the other woman because i had saw my husband was naked. when i was coming upstairs from searching the basement i tripped and broke my neck. i never got to find that women." the second blond then says, " if u had of looked in the freezier we would both still be alive."