so its easter and a dumb blonde goes looking for eggs. then while
hiding some eggs behind a bush he takes a shit and it stank badly. Then the blonde hugged and thanked the easter bunny for the chocolate eggs. the easter bunny then said " your very kind but i did not leave any chocolate eggs" the blonde said " oh they were behind the bush" he looked and saw his shit was gone
he then said " those things were not chocolate the blonde said
" well they sure did taste like chocolate