So there are these two friends, one's really rich and the other is really poor. It's around Christmas time and they are both shopping for their wives.

When they are finally done, they go up to eachother to discuss what they got. The poor friend asks the rich friend what did you get your wife for Christmas? The rich friend says "I got her a diamond ring a Cadillac". The poor friend looks confused and says why did you get her diamond rings and a Cadillac? The rich friends says "If she doesn't like the diamond rings she can trade them in and she still has the Cadillac.

Then the rich friend asks the poor friend what did you get your wife for Christmas? The poor friend says "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo". The rich guy looking confused asks "Why did you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?" The poor friend says "If she don't like the slipppers, she can go fuck herself".