Chuck Norris can lick his elbow. Both. At the same time



Vin Diesel is the only living person who has Chuck Norris' autograph. The reason he always wears sunglasses is because the signature blinded him in two seconds. Then he got those glowing eyes from Pitch Black. Not for long, because Chuck Norris grew jealous and roundhouse kicked him so hard the eyes flew into space.



Chuck Norris can't touch his nose with his tongue, but he can touch his ear with his tongue.



Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees.



Chuck Norris once went to buy a new watch. He got it free, and the seller was never seen again.