Chuck Norris' scrodum is made out of chain mail.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup he isnt pushing himself up. He is pushing the world down.

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries.

There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer because Chuck is always in control.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a wtch he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.