chuck norrise doesnt read books for information... he staires them down until they GIVE HIM the information.

the flash and superman race to the edge of space... chuck norrise won.

chuck norrise lost his viginity before his dad.

god wanted to create everything that is know... chuck norrise said " say please"

you may not get this one, its a biblical joke... chuch norrise is, because he is.

the only thing stronger than a black hole is... a roundhouse kick to the face from chuck norrise.