A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he
comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see
several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the
surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we
were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now
have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never
experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not
yours.”