A cowboy walks into a diner in Saratoga, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After several minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy brashly asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, do you mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Yeah, you go on ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was so shocking he immediately barfs up all the chili right back into the bowl! The old cowboy quietly says 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'