Creeper Pickup Lines

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries

"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U..."

Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Guy walks up and checks your tag- "just what I thought...made in heaven."

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!

Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I dont want to come between you... or do I

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes Take me home with you.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

If I'd follow you home, would you keep me?

hey lets go have sex with monkeys and rape their corpses.

Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called "bitch get in my car" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after it ...

I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.

I'm kind of new to this environment... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.

(Walk by a girl, stop and go back to her)"What kind of perfume are u wearing?" (she will say a perfume)"thats lovely, thats what a woman SHOULD smell like"

Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

OOOOOh baby u must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
Uploaded 07/23/2011
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