Newspaper crime headlines I'd like to see.

Pedestrian Run Down By Chevy Volt. Battery Charges To Follow
Unlicensed Fishermen Caught In Dragnet
Honeybee Thieves Nabbed In Sting Operation
Prisoner Flees In Ford SUV Charged In Escape
Man Stalks Sieve Maker, Issued Restraining Order
Spy Arrested In Formica Counter Espionage Case