George’s girlfriend decided she wanted to please her man, so one day she went out and bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night she lay on the bed and waited for George to come home. When he got in he was greeted by the sight of his woman lying on the bed with her legs spread, wearing nothing but her new underwear. ‘Hi Georgie,’ she said in a throaty voice. ‘You want some of this?’ ‘Jesus Christ, no!’ George screams. ‘Look what it’s done to your panties!’