A cucumber, a pickle and a penis where talking about life!

The cucumber said, "When I get big and hard they chop me and toss me in a salad!"

The pickle said, "You got it easy mate when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar!"

The penis say's "Lads that's nothing compared to what I go through when I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until i throw up and faint!"