-What do you get when you cut a baby in half?
An erection.

-How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

-What's the difference between a barrel of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari.

-What do you call a car full of babies driving off a cliff?
A waste. You can fit 20 more in the boot.

-What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

-What's the best thing about 27 year olds?
There's 20 of them