After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance
blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other.

One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds.

When they are finished, Dick says to her, "If I had known you were a
virgin, I would have taken more time!"

To which Jane replies "If I'd known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!"