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Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads

40-ish - 49

Adventurous - Slept with
everyone.

Athletic - No tits.

Average looking - Ugly.

Beautiful - Pathological liar.

Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills.

Emotionally secure - On medication.

Feminist - Fat.

Free spirit - Junkie.

Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person.

Fun - Annoying.

New Age - Body hair in the wrong places.

Open-minded - Desperate.

Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing.

Passionate - Sloppy drunk.

Professional - Bitch.

Voluptuous - Fat.

Large frame - Fat.

Wants Soul mate - Stalker.
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